The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
person annoying you?
refill their bladder
It isn’t a real kiss unless it’s in a series of three.
Three kisses, three words: I love you.
It is vital to have goodnight kisses. Kisses in the morning can be delayed due to morning breath. Kisses in the middle of the day are spontaneous, but still in groups of threes. Kiss, kiss, kiss.
Coffee and cigarettes are always the best way to begin a heart to heart.
Make a cup of joe, sit outside, and smoke the cigarettes that overhear the innermost thoughts of the heart. Decaying teeth coinciding with growing love, rotting lungs intertwined with bonding talks.
Even if there is no conversation, being together and sharing silence is a treat to be valued. Whether it’s while watching a movie, or just sitting around and doing separate things, being near each other is time well spent.
Fights, arguments, duels of wit, debates, and hateful words are inevitable. Seeing eye to eye is overrated anyway. However, going to bed angry is never acceptable.
Three kisses at bed time have to be shared when the fight is over, and the fight must be over in order to go to sleep. There are no exceptions.
It started with flirtatious friendship. It developed into love. Love caused the growth of an even stronger friendship.
Isn’t that what love is?
Love is to be with your best friend day in and day out because they are the only person you want to be around that often. Love is trust and communication, both are required in the friendship department.
My best friend is my lover, my companion, my rock, my world, my all.
ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened
- The constant fear of bleeding through clothes
- The constant cramps
- Having to change pads/tampons every 2-4 hours
- Having to deal with mood swings
- Having to deal with boys going ‘Oh someones on their period’
- When you stand up its like a waterfall from your vagina
- Craving food to calm you down
- The constant fear that you smell of blood even though you dont
- Feeling over emotional
- FUCKEN CRAMPS
YOU MEAN I DON’T ACTUALLY SMELL LIKE BLOOD?!